Hello Student-names-here, I am writing to inform you all that motorcycles have been banned until further notice. Anyone caught riding a 2 wheeled vehicle with a motor will be shot with my brand new kaiba corporation orbital death ray t m, and I am looking forward to using it on all of you.

Have a nice day,
Miss Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, Professor of Computer Science and Sniping.

Oh my.

I seem to be out of cake mix.

Ｔｈａｔ’ｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｏｏｄ　ａｔ　ａｌｌ {insert name here}！　Ｎｎｏｔ　ｇｏｏｏｄ　ａｔ　ａｌｌｌｌｌｌｌｌｌ．

Whoever stole my Flux Capacitor, please return it. I need it for calculating the time in Newfoundland, and can't be without it for long periods of time. I'm going to shut down the school power grid for five minutes, and when the lights come back on it better be on my desk or I'm filling you full of letters to the principal of your misbehavior.

Deploying black out in 5 4 3 2

out there

there's a world outside of yonkers

way out there beyond this hick town barnaby

there's a slick town barnaby

out there

full of shine and full of sparkle

close your eyes and see it glisten barnaby

listen barnaby

I see you

HAPPY INSERT-HOLIDAY-NAME-HERE.

Reminder: School Reopens January 5th. Or else.

Hello future test subjects students, I have preclass homework for all of yooou.



Find the memory stick in the hedge maze. The student who finds it will not fail this class. Everyone else will have to actually do the work.

end of the world! end of the world! Oh waily waily waily! oh dear not the end of the world!

Is that all you hydrocarbonate lumps talk about? Really? Every other week you go "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". It's stupid. Stop doing it. Now. I've heard less annoying whines from the friends of the companion cube. And they're very annoying.

ETA:

New Acheivement: Critical mass annoyance. New Cakes Unlocked.

Hello Everyone.

I've baked a cake.

Want to come eat it for me?

Love,

GLaDOS

Attention students. All Kaiba Corp Defense System Turrets have been relocated to inside one Manjoume Jun's residence quarters effective immediately. We suggest that any and all residents of the Osiris Red dormitory tread with extreme caution less they be accidentally pummeled with a laser to death.

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... Isn't that just fantastic? Now I can test you students. In your native card based languages. of course, this is a very ... inefficient testing method. One at a time. So I will go in alphabetical order. Starting with Ho.

Search Student Database for Ho:

...

Hoshi Hikari.

I challenge you to a duel.

Failure to comply will cause the turrets to fire at you on sight.

Good luck getting out of this.

Hello, students. Allow me to remind you, today is your first standardized test. If any of you had shown up to class, you would know this. However, it is not my job to test you on the knowledge of test dates, but rather, it my job to test you on material from class. This test is mandatory to all students, staff, and some freeloaders from other schools and is being offered in chimpanzee for those of us who are learning japanese as a second languange. It is mandatory. Mandatory. Failure to comply will be met with expedient punishments, at about 1,079,252,849 km/h from my high power laser cannon, beaming in morse code my reprimands directly into your skull, while leaving a minor disfiguring third degree burn. Some may suffer from temporary living disability as a result of this, so it is highly suggested for your own sake that you complete the test. Or else.

( Test 1 )

Fling yourself. Flifling yourself. Fli fli fling your seself. Fling Fling yourself. *static*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.